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Bill burr no reason to hit a woman1/28/2024 ![]() I’d like to be in those giant movies, as the fifth or sixth lead, and have three or four killer scenes. “I love making movies, and being in any that I can be in. “Do you know how many times a week people ask me why I’m yelling?” ~ (Bill Burr).ģ8. “Everyone should just drive out to the Mojave Desert and just experience it, and it’s a fun place to live.” ~ (Bill Burr).ģ7. “If I can sell out clubs and theaters and play dirtbags in movies, and get blown up in a car or get the crap beat out of me in a movie, that’s good for me I’m good.” ~ (Bill Burr). How you like that Frenchie! You know when I come back and run for office, that may be the one that comes back and haunts me.” ~ (Bill Burr).ģ5. “The first guy who got Aids was a French flight attendant. “Oh look, an ATM! Ok, here we go! I lost all my money, now what do I do? Get a gun! Rob a casino! Good idea! Look at all the lights! This is beautiful.” ~ (Bill Burr).ģ4. “Once you do a joke and it works it’s only good for so long, like shooting fish in a barrel.” ~ (Bill Burr).ģ3. The misery will find you.” ~ (Bill Burr).ģ2. “I used to think you had to live this miserable life and that that would make you funnier, but you don’t. “I bet The Walking Dead gets really low ratings out in Montana, just because all they need to do is look out their f-king window, am I right?” ~ (Bill Burr). Where are all those old-school women you can just take your day out on? When did they stop making those angels?” ~ (Bill Burr).ģ0. I’m kind of jealous of the way my dad gets to talk to my mom sometimes. “Being a comedian is an incredible thing, but it can be scary sometimes.” ~ (Bill Burr).Ģ9. Luckily, I get most of it out on stage.” ~ (Bill Burr).Ģ8. “What would you rather be? 52 and look 52, or 52 and look like a 28-year-old lizard?” ~ (Bill Burr).Ģ7. “Patrice O’Neal is the best comic I ever saw.” ~ (Bill Burr).Ģ5. It was one of the few things in my life that I knew I was going to be able to do, and I also felt as though I’d be able to do it the way I wanted to do it.” ~ (Bill Burr).Ģ4. “You know, it wasn’t even that I’m a funny guy, I just loved stand-up comedy and I wanted to do it. ![]() A lot of people are really talented and scared to follow their talent because you don’t know where it’s going.” ~ (Bill Burr).Ģ3. “I wish they would teach it in schools: Give people the belief that they are going to do well. I gotta be honest, every time I walk into a club, it’s that same fear.” ~ (Bill Burr).Ģ1. “I still remember the first gig where I got people going, it was Rascals in New Jersey, and the place was packed. What a great idea! Why would you want to sleep in on a Sunday when you can go pay $18 for eggs? Now, you’re thinking.” ~ (Bill Burr).Ģ0. “Pitbulls are like a gun you can pet.” ~ (Bill Burr).ġ8. “You have no idea how long a year is until you’re stone sober.” ~ (Bill Burr).ġ7. ![]() It’s always the little things that do me in.” ~ (Bill Burr).ġ6. “I’ve never wanted to kill myself over anything major. “My favorite kind of humor is basically if it was happening to you, it wouldn’t be funny, but to observe it, it’s hilarious.” ~ (Bill Burr).ġ5. When I finally confront them, they’re really small.” ~ (Bill Burr).ġ4. “A lot of my fears and anxieties are the fears and anxieties of a six-year-old boy. “Haven’t you noticed that every time the government f-ks up McDonald’s has a new sandwich?” ~ (Bill Burr). “Gold diggers are the wife beaters of men!” ~ ( Bill Burr).ġ2. ![]() “I am so pro-swine flu it’s ridiculous.” ~ (Bill Burr).ġ1. They don’t even notice that you’re filling up their heads with your theories.” ~ (Bill Burr).ġ0. You just talk about life, and you distract them by throwing the ball. I’m just passionate about my opinions and I want to tell you all of them before you start talking again.” ~ (Bill Burr).ĩ. “Your twenties is all about taking your childhood out on everyone that you run into.” ~ (Bill Burr).Ĩ. “Deny your emotions and act like you have answers.” ~ (Bill Burr).ħ. “You wanna know how you know you’re informed as a protestor? They don’t show your interview on TV.” ~ (Bill Burr).Ħ. I love doing it and when I go through periods where I’m doing a lot of acting work, I still do standup.” ~ (Bill Burr).ĥ. “Nothing worse than when a 6 acts like a 10.” ~ (Bill Burr).Ĥ. And I was just like, really? I could give you like 17 right off the top of my head.” ~ (Bill Burr).ģ. “Only an adult with dying dreams can appreciate how awesome it is to have a dog.” ~ (Bill Burr).Ģ. Top Bill Burr Quotes on Success, Happiness, and Lifeġ. Bill Burr (William Frederick Burr) is a stand-up comedian, actor, and podcaster from the United States.
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